Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Blood Brothers

Blood Brothers is a play about brothers from Liverpool who fight over a women, at least that’s what I think it’s about. I spoke to the cast of the production that was on here in Waterford and this is what happened. They were a gas crowd!

Eurovision 2014 - Poland

I love this! It’s like a bit of fresh air in the Eurovision. It’s Donatan and Cleo with We Are Slavic. It’s the type of thing I’d have on my iPod. Actually, I don’t have an iPod. It’s not the usual type of Eurovision song so don’t know how well it’ll do. It’s the best that Poland have had in years. I can’t wait to see what it looks like live. I hope they have loads of girl dancers and have them all twerking! That’d be fun.

I really want this to do well although not sure how the juries will go. Think the public will like it more. Happy for Poland! Well done lads!

HOLY SHIZ!

NOW! This is mad!

Big MusclesGiant FootprintsBull RunTrain bridgeBear attacks golfersGiant FishHuge sound systemGiant AnacondaPlane engine

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

The Estate

The Estate was a program on TV3 about a place in Waterford called Ballybeg and staring real people doing real things. Now Ballybeg wouldn’t be the most glamorous area in the city and is probably one of the most well known council estates in the country but we all got glued to Shauna, Dennis and all the rest of the cast! So much so that Shauna asked me over for tea! Have a listen!

Eurovision 2014 - Norway

This annoys me. Loads of people have been raving about it but I think it’s whingey and annoying. I hope he doesn’t even qualify although with all the pretentious crap with the judges, he will. Yawn.

The song is called Silent Storm and the artist is Carl Espen. Norway won a few years ago with Alexander Rybak (RIDE) and now here they are with this chap. People thought they were going to win last year but clearly they didn’t. I just don’t know how this is going to do in the voting. MEH! That’s what I think!

Although now in saying that, I wouldn’t mind listening to it on the radio.

Chinese Couple On Their Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring,"he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...  "You want...Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable? "

Monday, 21 April 2014

Superhero

I’ve always dreamed of being a superhero! I thought I’d make a lovely X-Man although I’m not really sure about how I’d go about it. So with that in mind I thought I’d go out and about onto the streets to ask people if they were to be a superhero, who they’d be and what they’d be able to do!


Eurovision 2014 - Montenegro

I forgot all about this one so clearly I skip it a lot when I’m listening to it. It’s Sergej Ćetković with Moj svijet and clearly I copy and pasted that. Don’t ask me what it means.

I’ve been to Montenegro and it’s a nice place. I’d like to go back although I think we can say it won’t be for the Eurovision in 2015. They won’t win with this. They’ve nearly qualified a few times. They tried out the auld dubstep last year and I really liked it. They’ve gone down a different road this year with this folky crap. Let’s not lie, this is a bit brutal and they don’t have their mates from Serbia or Croatia to vote for them this year. Might not get to the final. They’ll be raging. They’ll probably leave like the other old Yugoslav countries. Yeah, brutal.

What Kids Think Of Marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
( 1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like   sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the   chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
 

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER   by
  then.
- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling   at
the   same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
 

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
 

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each   other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)
 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers   and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9
 

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with   that.
- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should   marry
  them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)
 

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never   going to have s*x with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
out.
- Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone   to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favourite is........
 

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)

Sunday, 20 April 2014

Suirvivor Challenge

Suirvivor Challenge is like an obstacle course with lots of muck so I thought it’d be great fun to get stuck in and give it a go however I got injured and it didn’t really work out in the end! But I did the interview and that’s all that matters isn’t it? NO?