Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Alternative Miss Ireland countdown 2005

2006 saw one of the biggest upsets in AMI history, definitely from where I was standin' anyway! I was dancin' for Angelique that year, me first time on the Olympia stage but all eyes were on Davina Devine! Surely there would be no one that could beat her but yet Heidi Konnt came along and did it! It was all a bit mental and the level of talent was HUGE. Davina's whole performance was fantastic but Heidi whipped the crowd up and so it looked like a 2 way battle, until Gringo popped up in between then and finished second! Shiela Fitzpatrick was Alternative Miss Cork that year

Contestants
1 Miss ANGELIQUE (ALTERNATIVE MISS LIMERICK)
2 Miss GRINGO
3 Miss WEXFORD O'GRADY
4 Miss DIVA MANILA
5 Miss HEIDI KONNT
6 Miss SHEILA FITZPATRICK (ALTERNATIVE MISS CORK)
7 Miss RADIOACTIVE PUSSY
8 Miss DAVINA DEVINE
9 Miss INDO BROWN
10 Miss LA BOTTOMÉ
11 Miss SADE O'SAPPHIC

Judges
REBECCA TALLON
Big Chief Random Chaos
Conor Horgan
Cyan Kingston
Paul Rowley
Patrick Scott

Ice Age 4 trailer

I’m a fan of the Ice Age movies and the gang are back for a 4th film in July! YAY!! I need to find some child to pretend to bring so I can ago watch it, although lets not lie, I’d actually not be embarrassed over goin’ to see it and who’d start on me? I just said that to look tough! Nicki Minaj is in it which excites me in many ways!

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Chicken Nugget sells for $5000

Ya might remember me earlier story about the woman puttin’ the chicken nugget that looked like George Washington on Ebay? Well now that very same chicken nugget has sold for $5000! Who’d buy a chicken nugget for 5 grand?? I wouldn’t care if it looked like the Virgin Mary herself? And will it not go off at some stage? Like mould has to start growin’ on it at some stage! For those of yiz that don’t know, I like chicken nuggets!

Classic Lindsay Lohan

There was once a time when Lindsay Lohan was one of Hollywoods brightest young things until the poor mare went a bit mad but sure doesn’t it happen to the best of us, although it’s never happened to me. She had it all – Albums comin’ out (What did she even sing?) and this, one of the best teen movies to come out of America since American Pie. SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE! Poor Lindsay!

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Alternative Miss Ireland countdown 2004

Now we're gettin' to the good part! AMIs I was actually at! This was me first one and I was there as a guest of Davina who I'd become friends with at the time. Claire Voyant was takin' part and ended up bein' contestant number 1! Radioactive Pussy were fantastic but their video screen never worked so there was loads of trouble over that! Twirley Chasis was the winner and ended up disappearing for half of her eveningwear only to re-appear as a man! Very funny! Oh she was Alternative Miss Limerick at the time too!

Contestants
Clare Voyant
Miss Coringa
Eve Candy
Twirly Chassy
Diva Manilla
Radioactive Pussy
Miss Ewe
Rita de Luxe
Faggy McGee
Rogue Rogan

Judges
TARA O'TOOLE
LURLEEN
HALINA ASHDOWN-SHEILDS
CONOR HORGAN
HARWOOD LEE
IVANNA BACIK
SENATOR DAVID NORRIS

Poo fight at Pokemon tournament

First off, how weird is it there’s a Pokemon tournament with national teams and everything?? It was held in England recently and the Spanish team got into a bit of an argument and started throwing excrement (That’s posh talk for shite!) Lets just say the shit hit the fan!

This was written on the Pokeworld forum -

"After 30 [to] 40 [minutes] in my room relaxing with a quick snooze I awoke to the sound of banging coming from down the hall from where the 'Spanish Team' were staying in. It seems that at some point after they had turned up and when we went to a Wetherspoons the Spaniards had decided to have a 'Poo' fight in the corridor and this had upset the staff and several guests (naturally) at the hotel enough to call the police and have them leave."

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Atomic Kitten to reform

So word on the street is that Atomic Kitten are comin’ back. I know there’s those of you out there that are excited (Hello Ray) while the rest of us try to remember exactly what they sang. This was one of theirs! Me sister Wanda is their biggest fan, although her taste in music is up her hole! I bet ya Sky Living are already thinkin’ of a reunion show like they did with Steps!

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Monday, March 5, 2012

Prodijig win Got To Dance

I won’t lie, I didn’t even watch this programme although I don’t have Sky so that could be a reason. I did get shown Prodijigs winnin’ performances though and all I can say is wow! I wish I could dance like that! Imagine what Dignity on a Saturday would be like. Me tap dancin’ to Nicki Minaj! These are gonna be HUGE!!

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I’m glad you came!

Since seein’ this song on Glee last night me love for it has been reignited and I’ve been playin’ it all day! The boys have now jumped up the charts in the UK and Canada and are doin’ very well for himself. Siva Kaneswaren is the brother of Hazel who ya might remember from Dove and Popstars. I know him from being around Blanch. Ride.

Alternative Miss Ireland countdown 2003

In 2003, the AMI crown landed on the head, or heads if you will, of Deco and Sharmilla otherwise known as Alter Ego. Believe it or not, Alter Ego was Alternative Miss Cork when AMI took place and became the first and only Dub to win in all 7 years of the competition, I even came 3rd and 2nd but never won even though Cork has become one of me "hubs" (if Ryanair can do it so can I!!) (I since found out it was a different Alter Ego so ignore what I wrote above!!)  It was also the year that Davina and April entered as a duo and Imperia was also in it!

Contestants
Miss Samantha Brown
Miss Davina Davine and Miss April Showers
Miss Coco du Val
Miss Not the Mae West
Miss Big Chief Random Cow (2nd place)
Miss Leslie B. Ann
Miss McDermott (& aliases)
Miss Imperia & Miss Carmelilla
Miss Twanda
Miss Zimbabwe Rose
Miss Alter Ego (1st Place)
Miss Diva Manilla

Judges
Lurleen
Brendan Courtney
Barbara Curran
Billy Johnson
Stephen Myler
Brian Finnegan