Iranian footballers banned and fined for bum squeeze

This is a bit of a mad story alright. As most of yiz know, the government in Iran are a bit mad and they really don’t like anything gay so ya can imagine the drama this bum squeeze moment in a football match is gettin, although lets not lie, its less a squeeze and more one chap tryin to get right in there! Both have been banned from playin and fined which is a bit silly really. Sure I’m always coppin a feel in moments like this, and that’s just at bowlin.