Monday, 30 April 2012

Santa falls off the roof

This is gas. These kids are waitin for Santa to appear from the roof and he does, rather fast but he appears none the less. I’m guessin he was meant to come down on a rope or something but that didn’t really work out for him. I hope the car was okay!

Kelly Rowland leaves X-Factor

Well it’s the news we were all expectin’ and I won’t lie, I was kinda hopin’ too coz Kelly wrecks me head. Gary and Louis have signed up for the new season and looks like Tulisa will join them so that leaves one more slot. Talk is of Dannii Minogue and Katy Perry but it’s all rumours at this stage. If Simon Cowell needs someone, I’m free!

Kelly Rowland X-Factor Naked

Sunday, 29 April 2012

Pat Byrne wins the Voice Of Ireland

The Carlow ginger Pat Byrne has won the Voice Of Ireland for Team Bressie and beatin Vanessa Whelan and Richie Hayes, both from Waterford. The viewin people voted for him over the others in tonight’s show that was full of drama and tension and even a performance from X-Factor winner and absolute tool Alexandra Burke. Fair play to Pat though. At last Carlow has produced something other than the lovely Kathryn Thomas.

Pat Byrne The Voice Ireland

I’d like a Kitchen Hero

Kitchen Hero is back on RTE however the tastiest part of the whole thing is the beautiful Donal Skehan. He’s what I’d imagine Robin to be if I was Batgirl. Not only can he cook AND sing but he’s also a total hottie! My mother would love if I brought him home!

Donal Skehan Naked Kitchen Hero

Donal Skehan Hot Kitchen Hero

Once Upon A Time

This is me new favourite TV show and if you haven’t seen it yet, ya better start watchin! It’s from the same people who made Lost and ya can kinda tell with the way it’s made. It’s about characters from fairy tales endin up in our world because the evil queen cast a spell. I can’t stop watchin although there’s only 2 more episodes left in this season! Watch it! You’ll love it!

Saturday, 28 April 2012

They sell a different kind of drink in Clonmel

This is a sign I took at the Showgrounds in Clonmel, Tipperary where they were advertisin a very different kind of drink! Clearly spellin the signs right isn’t very high up on their list of priorities!

Coca Cola Tipperary Sign

Old man stuck on escalator

This is funny but also bit sad at the same time! This poor man gets stuck on an escalator and doesn’t know how to get off! I really hope someone helped him coz otherwise I’d feel bad for laughin!

Friday, 27 April 2012

My latest holiday guide is Krakow, Poland

It’s the land of strong vodka, snow and big shoppin centres! Check out my holiday guide to Krakow in Poland now! Clearly it’ll help anyone travellin to see Ireland in Euro 2012!

http://www.joannaryde.com/travel/krakow.html

Krakow Poland Travel Holiday

Caught calling the boss cheap

This is so funny! This poor girl is calling the boss cheap and turns out he’s right behind her. I found out (Concepta told me) that she got sacked over this which is an awful pity coz I like this girls honesty!

Driver “parks” in Paris Metro station

Scarlet for this chap. He thought the Metro station in Paris was an underground car park but clearly, it looks nothing like one. It’s like that time I once drove down the Luas line only to realise when I heard DING DING DING behind me.

Nicki Minaj Starships video

We all know how much of a Nicki Minaj fan I am so clearly ya can imagine how excited I was to the see the video for Starships, even though the song has been out about 2 months now. It’s set in Hawaii and see’s Nicki showin her arse and dancin on a volcano! Lovely. Check it out and let me know what you think!

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

The Muppets will be back

Walt Disney Studios have today announced that The Muppets will return in a sequel directed again by James Bobin! No official date has been given yet but the announcement was made at CinemaCon wherever that is. The first film was a big hit and even won an Oscar! Clearly I’m delighted!

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Steps On The Road Again

They’re back although I missed it!! Ragin coz we all know how much of a Steps fan I am. Apparantly Lisa cried a lot but what’s new. It’s becomin very obvious that I really need to get Sky Digital, although I actually need a job first!

Steps On The Road Again

The man who’s lawn was robbed

This is Steve Woulnough from Ipswich who went outside one day to discover his lawn was stolen, although let’s not lie, it’s hardly like its a huge bit of grass. If anything, you’d fit it into the back of a Ford Focus. He says he just woke up one mornin’ and it was gone. Who’d steel a bleedin’ lawn!

Lawn UK Stolen

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Justin Bieber arrives in London

Poor Justin Bieber! He got to London and was mobbed at the airport. Life can be tough when you’re such a hunk and Justin is. He’s promotin his new single Boyfriend although that hat is awful!

Justin Bieber London Naked

Justin Bieber London Bulge

I’m home

Well I was home on Friday but I’ve been really busy and haven’t had a chance to do any bloggin so here I am! HELLO! Who missed me?

Thursday, 12 April 2012

I'm on holidays!

So if you're wonderin why the blog is so quiet over the next week it's because I'm in Croatia enjoyin a nice relaxin break away!!!

I promise there'll be loads of bloggin' when I get back!

Love yiz all!

JoJo
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Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Avengers Assemble!

I can’t wait for this movie! It’s out next month and it’s got Iron Man and Thor and Hulk and Captain America and Black Widow and it looks deadly! WOOO EXCITED!

Don’t Stop Believing done by the movies!

This is amazing! It’s Don’t Stop Believing by Journey but done usin words from movies! Whoever did this must have spent AGES on it but was well worth it! Respect!

One Direction on iCarly

Okay last One Direction post today! I promise! The lads are on iCarly soon on Nickelodeon and looks like Harry gets jungle worms! I thought they were jellies ya get, kinda  like a rip off of jelly squirms!

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

I got a fan video

This is soooo sweet and made my day!! Adam from Scotland made this for me! How cute! Check out Adam’s YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/user/Chipmunkmusic918

Glee is back!

Any gleeks out there like meself willl be delighted to know that Glee is back tonight on Fox after it’s few week break. We’ll find out what happened to Quinn. Blaine has a go at Gotye and Kimbra’s Somebody That I Used To Know and does a good job of it! Lookin forward to seein this now!

One Direction on Saturday Night Live

One Direction are takin America by storm and I won’t lie, I’m slightly jealous coz I really wish they were takin me by storm. Rides all of them. I still can’t decide which one is me favourite. Here they are lookin lovely on Saturday Night Live in the USA!

Cher Lloyd is getting married

She’s only 18 but Cher Lloyd is gettin married. Ya might remember her from X-Factor or from her song Swagger Jagger or then again ya might not. Either way, she wants to get married as soon as possible to her hairdresser boyfriend. Well I’m sayin nothin about male hairdressers but every single one that I know is a homosexuam. Anyway, coz of Cher’s gypsy background, she says it’s in her culture to get married young. I hope Thelma Madine makes the dress! I can see a Celebrity Big Fat Gypsy Weddings comin on!

Cher Lloyd Gypsy Wedding

Where Me Keys Where Me Phone official video

This was made before Mr Zip went on Britain’s Got Talent and put this song in everyone’s head forever. It’s very catchy although the video is very like something I’d make! I wanna be friends with this chap and hang out where he hangs out. He seems like a legend!

Lady Gaga is coming to Dublin

I’m in 2 minds about whether I’m interested in goin to see Lady Gaga! On one hand, she’s very good and I love her songs, and on the other hand, there’s a few of her fans who are a bit over the top. Monsters she calls them. Gobshites I’d call them. When I was in Sydney she was playin there but I didn’t get tickets. When I was in San Diego she was playin there and the same thing, didn’t get tickets but I think I might wait and go to Nicki Minaj instead! The announced date is September 15th in The Aviva Stadium which is nice and big thankfully coz this is what the stage looks like! Tickets go on sale on Monday.

Lady Gaga Born This Way Ball

Michelle Obama appears on The Biggest Loser

This is nice! Michelle Obama, her that’s married to US president Barack Obama, is goin to be on The Biggest Loser in America and the winner of the challenge will win a gym for their community which is nice isn’t it! Michelle always comes across as a nice woman. She even exercised with the contestants. I wonder would ya ever see our presidents wife doin that? Does anyone know who she is even?

Michelle Obama Biggest Loser

Biggest Loser Logo

Monday, 9 April 2012

Me latest holiday guide is Copenhagen

Just got around to uploadin the latest holiday guide on to me website! I really must start doin it more often coz I have loads more to upload. I’ve been around. Copenhagen in Denmark is the latest one and ya can check it out here - http://www.joannaryde.com/travel/copenhagen.html

Holiday Copenhagen Travel Christiania

Where Me Keys? Where Me Phone?

WHAT A TUNE! If you were watchin Britain’s Got Talent the other night you would have seen this gem! LOVE IT! LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I hope he wins!

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Me new parody of Call Me Maybe – Bleeding Crazy

Did ya ever have some freak followin ya around who just won’t get the hint? Well I did and I decided to sing about it in me new parody Bleeding Crazy which is a parody of Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe! Check it out and spread it around. Had lots of fun makin this one!

Anyone else remember The Centurions

I was talkin about this to the lads last night and they couldn’t remember it! I remember me da gettin it for me brother Bopper when I was only a youngone and he never liked it but me and me cousin Wanda did. I think we even robbed his Centurions toys. No one else remembers it that I’ve showed!

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Beat It–Indian Style

The lovely Amanda sent this to me and I can’t help thinkin how amazin this chap is! I wanna be him, or I wanna see him in the O2! What a legend!

More Samantha Brick

Thought the blog could do with some more pictures of Samantha Brick, The woman who said she was too good lookin etc etc.

Samantha Brick Naked

Samantha Brick Topless

It’s a long way to Tipperary

And sometimes you see things like this on the road! Remember that this is the main road between Waterford and Limerick, both of which are cities!

Cows Tipperary

Cows Tipperary Limerick

Gladiators intro 1993!

This is mad! It’s the Gladiators intro from season 2 all the way back in 1993! Oh how I remember it all so well! What a programme. They don’t make it like this anymore and I wish they did. Even Sky’s rebirth was a bit crap really when ya think how amazin the original was!

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

The Voice UK mentors revealed

I haven’t really been followin the Voice UK and I’ve missed a few weeks of the Irish one with bein so busy but this looks interestin. The mentors to help the coachs on the Voice UK have been revealed. Cerys Matthews of Catatonia will help Tom Jones,  Ana Matronic from Scissors Sisters will help Jessie J, Paloma Faith will help that Danny chap from the script and Dante Santiago otherwise known as one of the chaps from the Black Eyed Peas who’s name no one knows will help Will.I.Am.

Voice UK Coaches

Nicki Minaj sells out the Olympia in 2 minutes!

Nicki Minaj tickets went on sale today and I was one of the thousands of people who never managed to get tickets which clearly is very upsettin but now it looks like Nicki is gonna change the venue coz she tweeted “Ok Ireland, didn't know that place was so small. I don't set this sh*t up. Let me see what I can do ok u guys?!?!?!!! So sorry” and then “I wiLl try to change the venue Ireland. > RT @AoifeCoiley: @NICKIMINAJ can you not change the venue instead of having another date?..” Turns out the O2 happens to be free that night and given the interest I’d say she’s sell it out! Come on Nicki! WE LOVE YA!

Steps at the O2

I went to see Steps last night in the O2 in Dublin and have to say, it was unbelievable, probably one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to and I’m hard to please at the best of times. It was camp and fun and clearly I was there dancin along! Brilliant night!

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

LGBT South East Awards 2012

The 2012 LGBT South East Awards will be held on June 1st in Mojo Lounge, Waterford hosted by me with DJ Chloe playin til late afterwards. Get your glad rags ready for what I promise will be a great night! Tickets are 15 euro and include finger food and champagne reception. You can nominate now at http://www.southlgbt.com/awards

What ya waitin for? Do it now!

Rock Of Ages trailer

This looks amazin! The songs are all famous rock songs and it comes from a musical that was a big smash on broadway. I like musicals. Tom Cruise and Catherine Zeta Jones are both in it AND Mary J Blige!

MS charity walk

So I’m takin part in the MS charity walk and would be thrilled if everyone could like the Facebook page, share it and maybe donate and/or take part! It’ll be a great laugh and it’s for a really good cause!

http://www.facebook.com/RoyalCanalWay50milesCharityWalkforMSIreland

Sunday, 1 April 2012

The original Sugababes sign to Polydor

This is gonna get confusin real quick. The original Sugababes (Keisha, Mutya and Siobhan) have signed a new record deal with Polydor and will release their first single in the summer written by the amazin Emili Sande. It’s not known whether the current Sugababes (Heidi, Amelle and Jade) will be back though seein as their last single was a flop and they’ve never really had a hit together. It’s all very excitin! Enjoy some original Sugababes. This is me favourite of their songs.