Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Taylor Lautner


I don’t really know that much about Taylor Lautner other than he was in Twilight and teenage girls love him. Turns out he’s only 20 and he was number 2 in Glamour Magazines hottest men of 2011. Actually the more I’ve been lookin into him, the hotter I think he is. I’ve never seen Twilight but think I might need to go watch it.

There seems to be another film coming out called Breaking Dawn Part 2 and he looks yummy in it. I wonder is he single!

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Ikea Car


LOL!

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Today’s song is Born In The USA by Bruce Springsteen


"Born in the U.S.A." is a song by Bruce Springsteen from back in 1984! That’s nearly 30 years ago. It’s about bein born in the USA which I wasn’t. I was born in Ireland. I presume Bruce was born there. Unless he’s Canadian.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Lewis Hamilton


We’ve already featured his teammate Jenson Button so now it’s time for the other McLaren formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton. He’s the boyfriend of former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and poster boy of F1. He won the world championship in 2008 and received an MBE from the queen.

He’s the first driver of black origin to race a formula 1 car and the first to win any event at Indianapolis. He’s raced for McLaren for his entire F1 career and now lives in Monaco!

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Dignity Graffiti


So I was puttin up posters in Dignity as I do from time to time and came across this! Someone decided to tell me they love me by writin it on the wall of the toilet cubicle! Some people can be so romantic!

Today’s song is American Pie by Don McLean


"American Pie" is one of those songs ya hear all the time at karaoke mainly bein butchered by some sap who hasn’t hit the right note since the days of Bananarama. Madonna did a great version of it at one stage. It’s about music dyin or something like that. Actually I may listen to the lyrics.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Lee Latchford Evans


For years poor Lee Latchford Evans was known as “that other fella in Steps” but then they broke up for 10 years and when the came back, Lee was hot. He spent his time away from the band building up his fitness business and now he has the muscles to show for it.

Steps were huge 10 years ago but then broke up among loads of infighting. Sky Living got them back for the documentary Steps Reunion and then they went on tour (Best concert I’ve ever been to!!) so now Lee is back and lookin’ fine. I’m delighted!

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Me in South Park again


This was designed to celebrate Glitz’s birthday in 2006 in which they made South Park figures of some of the acts that had performed there! The look is from our Baywatch routine what we performed the night the Honeyz were also on which was lovely.

Derek Keegan was the designer if I remember correctly!

South Park Joanna Ryde

Today’s song is Poison by Alice Cooper


"Poison" is a great song by the one and only Alice Cooper who is actually a man and not just a girl with a deep voice. Who the f*ck is Alice I hear yiz ask but to be honest I haven’t an idea. I don’t know anything he did apart from this. Great song though. Who can remember a cover by Irish boyband Zoo?

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Niall Horan


We’ve already had 2 of the One Direction boys on the blog (Zayn Malik and Harry Styles) so now it’s time for the third – Irish boy Niall Horan. Niall seems to be popular with the teenage girls, maybe because of his boyish looks. The Americans are mad for the blonde hair, blue eyes and Irish accent.

He’s originally from Mullingar in the midlands of Ireland and he first shot to fame when he failed to make it into the final of X-Factor but Nicole Scherzinger gave him and the other 1D boys a lifeline to go on as a group. They finished 2nd but have since gone on to become big stars around the world!

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A song for Liechtenstein


Back in 2010 I decided to pull a little hoax and so went about creatin’ the song Really Small And Its Nice as Liechtenstein’s Eurovision entry! The Eurovision Wikipedia page was changed and suddenly, I had people ringin’ and email to congratulate me as meself and the lads laughed on! Things took an interestin’ turn though when we sent the song to FLTV and they replied sayin’ that Liechtenstein doesn’t have a Eurovision entry as yet but they look forward to hearin’ from me when their licence gets accepted in the near future! I live in hope!

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Today’s song is I Should Be So Lucky by Kylie Minogue


"I Should Be So Lucky" is a tune by the one and only Kylie Minogue that appeared on one of her first albums. Was this her first song actually now that I think of it? I don’t know coz I wasn’t alive. I love this eighties sound from her. Actually I like anything Kylie does. She’s just a nice woman isn’t she.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Justin Bieber


I’m well aware that not everyone will feel the same way as me about Justin Bieber but this is my blog and if I say he’s a ride then that’s all that matters. It’s hard to believe he’s only 18 since he’s been around ages but it’s only in the last year that he’s gotten hot. He’s been goin out with Disney Kid Selina Gomez and everywhere he goes he gets mobbed by fans, the poor chap.

He was discovered on YouTube by Usher and made into a big star. He’s now the second most followed person on Twitter behind Lady Gaga. His fans (The Beliebers) tried to get him to the top but Gaga’s Monsters fought back! LOL! He’s actin now as well!

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Today’s song is Jump Around by House Of Pain


"Jump Around" is the type of song that drunken Irish-American’s sing while gettin to know the drinkin habits of the old country, one they’ve probably never been to. I think Des Bishop recorded and released this in Irish. Don’t ask me what the point in that was.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Joe McElderry


Joe McElderry shot to fame when he won X-Factor in the UK. He went to number 1 in the UK and Ireland with The Climb, a cover of the Miley Cyrus song. His next release was Ambitions but after only goin to number 6, he was dropped by SyCo. His next song, Someone Wake Me up form the Chronicles Of Narnia soundtrack only reached number 68.

In 2010, Joe came out as gay and became something of a role model for gay kids in the UK. He was victim to a stalkin incident in 2011 and there’s a trial comin up for that, the poor chap. He also won Popstar to Operastar on ITV. He’s now workin on his 4th album.

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Me in South Park


LOL! I love this picture! It was created by The Gaffer (Aka Stuart Dalton) for some show we were doin’! Think it sums up me from back then perfectly! I’d love to be in South Park actually!

Today’s song is 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton


"9 to 5" is a song that every gay man should know, or at least American gay men. I don’t know one Irish one that likes Dolly Parton. She’s famous as that one with the big knockers and I think she was in this movie too! Did ya know she has her own theme park?

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

All Ireland Talent Show in Kilkenny People


This article appeared in the Kilkenny People just before our run up to the All Ireland Talent Show and they built it up as a bit of a battle between us (seein’ as I was resident in Dignity Kilkenny at the time and Eddie from The Lads is from Callan, Co.Kilkenny) and Na Fianna! Turns out the Na Fianna lads are all good craic and I still talk to them the odd time!

All Ireland Talent Show Na Fianna

Today’s song is California Love by Tupac


"California Love" is a song by Tupac who ya may know as that fella who was involved in the feud with the other fella which didn’t end well. The song features Dr Dre and the video is based on Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome which is a tune and a half. Tupac had some great songs but this was probably his best.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Woman swallowed by leopard


Sweet jesus!!

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Today’s song is Return Of The Mack by Mark Morrison


"Return of the Mack" is the only song by Mark Morrison who I believe ended up in jail for something afterwards. Maybe he had other songs that I wasn’t aware of but this is defo the only one I know. I always thought he was American but turns out he’s English.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Nicki Minaj


Nicki Minaj is hot property at the moment after Starships just took the world by storm. She’s originally from Trinidad in the Carribbean but grew up in New York. Interestin fact is that she’s a trained opera singer! Now there’s something ya never thought ya’d learn here. Clearly if you’ve seen me in Dignity the last few months you’d have noticed me doin lots and lots of Nicki Minaj coz I just can’t get enough of her! I’ll be goin to see her in the O2 in Dublin in November!

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Today’s song is Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio


"Gangsta's Paradise" is probably one of me favourite songs of all time. I remember when it was out that it was on the telly all the time. I saw Coolio live one time in Dublin which was fun. He later went on to Celebrity Big Brother. I dunno if he’s still doin anything these days. The song is from the film Dangerous Minds which I recommend you see if you haven’t already.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Thierry Henry


I know this is goin to be a controversial one given that he cheated against Ireland in the World Cup qualifiers in 2010 but I’ve decided to put him in anyway. Famous from his days at Arsenal and then Barcelona, Thierry Henry now plays football in the USA for New York Red Bulls and probably cheats there too. He’s taken to a bit of underwear modelling too and one stage advertised Renault Clios or some form of car in a French accent.

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Me in The Sun


I absolutely hated the way this was written and got the producers in the All Ireland Talent Show to complain seein as this Aoife Bannon one who wrote it actually didn’t know the difference between a cross dresser and an actor playin a comedy character. Plus one of me front teeth looks like it’s missin!

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Today’s song is You Can Do It by Ice Cube


This song is from the movie Friday in which people sit on a porch in South Central LA. Ice Cube was in it and they ended up makin 3 of them. Actually I think they’re makin another one. It’s the type of song people get down and dirty with themselves on the dancefloor to. So get down with your bad self now.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

JLS


This is like a special Ryde Of The Day coz there’s actually 4 people in JLS instead of just one and I couldn’t just pick on their own so decided that ya could have the whole band as Ryde Of The Day today. They seem to like  gettin their tops off which I clearly amn’t complainin about coz they’ve lovely little bodies on them. I would go on YouTube to find out their names but clearly I’m too busy pervin on them to do that. I know one is Ashton and one is Marvin but that’s it. Just look at the bloody pictures!

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